leading tomorrow today with the power of yesterday
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our school
Our commitment to delivering exceptional education to moderately privileged children is driven by a team of dedicated professionals who prioritize student success and parents’ need for conspicuous consumption. We strive to create an enriching and supportive environment that empowers students to achieve their full potential throughout their K-12 journey (as long as they are not disabled or poor).
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Our enrolment process is, in fact, the most elaborate and complicated in the city. We want to make sure that only the best students attend Our Lady of the Passive Aggressive Christ, so it’s important that we get get a complete picture of whether your child is a good fit. Students transfering in should be carrying at least a 3.0 average or higher, be at or above their grade level on the SBAC, and be able to recite the Magna Carta. As much as we would like to take on every child, there are only so many spots. The paste-eaters of the world might do better at Innovations International or Democracy Prep.
The current waiting list for the highly covetted spots is two years deep, so if you’re even thinking of procreating, you should contact us and put down a deposit.
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